We, The Americans

Sow the wind; reap the whirlwind.

Last night, Providence intervened on our behalf. The full power. The full glory.

Beginning in the pacific, it harnessed the pioneer-turned-entrepreneur spirit of the people of the West. Picking up momentum, this providential and American force buffeted the great red woods and swirled through the Rockies, drawing on the fortitude of the high-mountain folk.

Descending the eastern slopes, it galloped across a thousand miles of plains and rushed the mighty Mississippi, feeding on the hearty independence of the former and the thick communities of the latter. Thence it coursed through the ancient mountains of Appalachia, drawing strength from the indomitable ferocity of the descendants of the Scotts-Irish.

As it approached the capitol city, the monuments to Washington and Lincoln served as beacons. Speaking to us from beyond time and space, those men who transcended history proclaimed on behalf of our whirlwind: “The judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether.” All heard.

It reached its zenith at the instant it arrived at its terminus - the apex of corruption. There, pausing for one moment so that all the Earth could turn and bear witness, it smashed the doors of Congress and the White House, swept into the corridors of evil, and cleansed this chosen land of a billion lies.

Last night, Providence intervened on behalf of we, the Americans.

Now, it is time to Make America Great Again.